John McCain's Base

On my most recent trip to YouTube land looking for things to post so I don't have to be creative I found a perfect example of John McCain's base, enjoy:



Also in the next few posts in I will be telling the complete saga of my adventures with the Democratic Party and my future plans with it (just a heads up that I am still a ardent Democrat and plan to help the Obama campaign during the summer/fall despite the tone of my adventure saga postings.)

The Modern American Political System

I have found a video that perfectly describes all aspects of the modern American Political System that make all future studies of political science useless. This actually will put me out of a job but screw it I'm lazy and this contributes to it! Hooray!

Remember These?

Remember those quizzes that everyone used to take and put up on their My Space (or Xanga/Live Journal for those with emotional problems.) Well I found some of the old quizzes I had on my old social networking site and here is who they said I was.

I am currently 37 years old, Obi Wan Kenobi and the god Odin, who is a member of the German Resistance against Nazism (less than 5% of people who take the quiz scored that!), who will die at age 81 in June of 2063, whose life story will be directed by the disembodied head of Alfred Hitchcock resurrected in a gefilte fish jar.

My god what a waste of time these were.

Look what I did

Look:

Oh Isiah Carey

So here is a funny tidbit for my fellow Houstonians:



Look familiar? I thought so too, but I had to be sure so I did a little digging around to make sure that the man in that video is Fox 26's own Isiah Carey.

I first noticed the big four on his mike, so I did a Google search for "Isiah Carey channel 4" and I found this station: KARK-TV Channel 4 Little Rock which at the bottom lists these people as former talent (Isiah Carey is forth from the top in the first row.)

Now just to be sure that this was most likely him I did another search for "Augusta High School Arkansas" and low and behold I found that there is an Augusta High School two counties over in a "fuckin country ass fucked up town (where) shit flew in (Isiah Carey's) mouth." Well I am glad that he got "the fuck out that country mother fucker" to bring us Houstonians pressing stories like this one.

So, wait, who is stupid?

So I recently got into a lively debate... well screaming match with my doppelgänger over the merits of Barack Obama and John McCain. First we talked about should we have invaded Iraq in the first place. I, being a Democrat, said no and he, being a self described "Vaderist", said yes. Then we got into petty name calling and so forth and we got to the topic of our various candidates intelligence. Now I said that Sen. Obama was very intelegent and my opponent said that he was the Democrat's version of Bush. I replied "nu-uh" and said that Sen. Obama was the first black head of the Harvard Law review (he was interviewed by the New York Times for it) and graduated magna cum laude from one of the most prestigious law schools in the country. Curious as to the academic acheivements of John McCain I decided to look him up on that all too trusty site Wikipedia and found by looking at other sources that he graduated fifth from the bottom from the Annapolis Naval Academy class of 1954 (there were almost 900 people in his graduating class.) But in the end all was forgotten as we played Marvel: Ultimate Alliance and totally kicked ass!

Video selection for today:

We won

So it's finally over, the Democratic Party has finally selected its nominee, and it feels good that the candidate I supported won. Many people looked at me like I was crazy for supporting Obama or that I was just another college student who was lit on fire with rhetoric. (By the way three of his policies: 1) Ending the war in Iraq he has been against since the beginning , 2) Extending health care to all American children, and 3) Reducing carbon emissions by 80 percent by 2050.) But I wasn't and now my guy won. So let me just say what Barack Obama couldn't to Mrs.Clinton:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN YO' FACE, OH IN YO' FACE!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!! I would repeat the same to one Ms. Hurwitt.

Maybe she could have won if she wasn't a cyborg and could walk up stairs...